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If Only Winston Churchill Were Alive To See Angelina Jolie’s Temporary Tattoos In Wanted

Angelina Jolie says that some of the fake tattoos on her emaciated arms in the ridiculous movie Wanted were tributes to Winston Churchill:

The words in gothic script on her upper arms come from a speech Sir Winston made on the day he took office in 1940.

In an interview for US television, Jolie said: “We tried to focus the tattoos on themes related to this sense of justice.

“From Churchill’s speech, ‘We have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat’, I had ‘toil’ and ‘tears’.”

“‘Know Your Rights’ is printed in English on the back of my neck, and again in Latin as well.”

That is just the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. No, Angelina Jolie. From now on just pick random words. Some 13-year-old somewhere is going to hear about this and associate Winston Churchill with bad movies for his entire life. (Will everyone please go see Wanted so we can all laugh at it together without spoiler alerts? I mean (spoiler alert) the rats! OMG, the rats.)