The Day Keanu’s Face Stood Still Because He Was Staring Meaningfully

The trailer for the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still starring Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, and Will Smith’s kid has hit the internet. Staring contests are so popular right now, so this makes sense:

Seeing Will Smith’s kid in a movie without Will Smith is distracting. Jaden Smith belongs in Will Smith movies, and on red carpets bragging about what a great actor he is in Will Smith movies. Period.