The Director Of Snakes On A Plane And Final Destination 2 Still Allowed To Make Movies! Kind Of!

HAHAHAHHAHA. Sorry, Alexandre Aja, who cares about spooky mirrors when this exists. Asylum red band trailer, you guys:

I remember in college how hard it could be to hide your mysterious past. My mom was always dropping me off in front of abandoned asylums and being like “are you sure you want to do this?” and I was like “mom, this mysterious past isn’t going to hide itself.” I’m just glad there was that one credit survey course in exploring spooky buildings that allowed me to graduate. The worst part about college though was always getting locked in the glass shower stalls. There’s simply no way to get out of those.

I give this movie two needles in the eyes.