Hellboy Is Going To Kick Star Wars: Attack of the Clones’s Ass

You guys, I have great news. I finally completed work on my time machine and was able to go back to 2002, when it was still funny to make jokes about James Lipton.

The only problem is that my time machine broke and now I’m stuck back there, which is why I’m writing you from Diaryland. SEND BACK UP.