I’m Not As Mad Men As You Drunk I Am

I’ve never seen an episode of Mad Men, because I’m bad at my job and a bad person and don’t care about things that are good and would rather just watch old reruns of Fart In My Mom’s Mouth. But people have been talking about it enthusiastically since it debuted last year, and I read the whole New York Times Magazine article like it was an article about something important (Darfur), so now I’m at least curious. I’ll tell you one thing, this show about advertising executives in the early ’60s definitely knows how to sell itself (I’m a good writer and should probably win a Pulitzer Prize for writing).

If you’re like me and you haven’t seen it, AMC has put the entire pilot episode up on-line and you can watch it after the jump.

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Well, now my eyes smell like cigarettes and I’m a womanizing racist. So I have no choice BUT to keep watching. The new season of Mad Men premieres on AMC July 27th.