In Space, No One Can Hear You Talk About The Holocaust

Oh man, you can ask anyone, just the other day I was like “They should make The Pianist, but instead of it being about the Holocaust, WHICH IS A TOTAL BUMMER, it should be really confusing and have spaceships.” Ask anyone (don’t ask anyone). The Mutant Chronicles trailer, you guys:

(via Thomas Jane)

Actually, what I said was “they should make The Pianist but no Holocaust, really confusing, spaceships, and make sure there are NECROMUTANTS with BONEBLAEDS that grow from their arms.” I mean, if you want to know what I really said.