No Cute Chicks Were Harmed In The Sasquatch Theft Of Summer ’08
John Hodgman reports that a Sasquatch mascot statue similar to one he owns at his home in "Internetless Hills, MA," has been stolen from a place where such a theft is worthy of local news: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] John claims to have had nothing to do with the theft, and as the TV reporter carefully explains, the Sasquatch cannot have ...
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