Liveblogging The Bachelorette Blooper Reel

I’m more than aware that despite the show’s excellent ratings, I’m the only person actually watching this season of The Bachelorette. But I’m not going to let a little thing like that keep me from posting about it, week after week, in ways that are met with polite, embarrassed silence. So last night on The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All, they showed a montage of “funny moments” from this season that weren’t on the show. They usually do that, but this one was particularly funny, and I took careful notes on it, like a reporter.

It’s a liveblog, of sorts:

  • guy everyone hates hurts his balls
  • DeAnna burps
  • Chris Harrison funny Karate Kid line
  • the asshole face guy

Seriously the asshole-face guy, though. If this guy went to Hollywood and tried to be an actor, could he play any other role except asshole?

He actually IS an asshole on the show, but maybe it’s not his fault because of his face. (Don’t worry, there will be more Bachelorette coverage to come during this holiest of TV dating show weeks.)