Kanye West made an infomercial (Kanye West did not make an infomercial):
Well, that’s it, internet. No more fake commercials that look like they were badly produced for a local cable market. This was the last one. For some reason, Kanye West taking time out of his famous day to make this reminds me of the time when my mom described a new grocery store in my hometown as being “da bomb.” I’ll let you make of that what you will (but make of it that something has become irrevocably “over”).
On the other hand, I could really go for some ABSOLUT VODKA right now. That sounds ABSOLUTLY delicious.
Previously: You Guys, We Should Drink More Vodka