I get criticized in the comments pretty regularly for being too negative. Well maybe people should stop making so much horrible shit. The NSFW (audio) teaser trailer for Kevin Smith’s Zak and Miri Make a Porno, guys:
Kevin Smith, with the exception of Mallrats, has always been terrible, but with this movie it’s like he’s trying to win some kind of award. Sorry, whoever likes his stuff. I’m sure you’re a great person with really great taste who loves quality things and just happened to totally biff it on this one. In regards to this teaser for his latest film, he had this to say:
“Don’t call it a trailer, ’cause it’s not a trailer; it’s a teaser,” warns Smith. “There ain’t a frame of footage in this puppy that’s in the actual flick, so feel free to watch it without fear of ‘spoilers’. This is just a little something to give you a bit of a feel for the flick.”
Even the way he talks is bad. “There ain’t a frame of footage in this puppy that’s in the actual flick”? If someone said that to me in conversation I would give them a Jason Bourne Dictionary Punch to the throat.