Nothing Good Happens After Midnight. Except Denny’s.

The new slogan for Denny’s, the late night sober-up diner that everyone associates with racism, is actually “Nothing good happens after midnight. Except Denny’s.” Clearly, they’re going for a “What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” level of conversational saturation, but surely Denny’s can’t be the only good thing that happens after midnight.

There will probably be a movie called Nothing Good Happens After Midnight. It would be so H&KGT White Castle of them to actually make it about one night at a Denny’s. It would be like Wating meets Crash.