“What’s That U-R-L I Should Go To? Finally Fast Dot Com?”

“My computer used to be fast. Really fast! But now it’s only kind of fast.” So says the hero of the commercial airing late on Comedy Central recently for “Finally Fast,” a service that promises to make your computer run faster by getting rid of the spyware you accidentally installed while wiring money to the widow of the president of Nigeria:

The poster of this clip billed it as “the worst infomercial ever,” which it is hardly — that distinction goes to the Tiddy Bear. That’s t-i-d-d-y bear.