“My computer used to be fast. Really fast! But now it’s only kind of fast.” So says the hero of the commercial airing late on Comedy Central recently for “Finally Fast,” a service that promises to make your computer run faster by getting rid of the spyware you accidentally installed while wiring money to the widow of the president of Nigeria:
The poster of this clip billed it as “the worst infomercial ever,” which it is hardly — that distinction goes to the Tiddy Bear. That’s t-i-d-d-y bear.