Supposedly someone has actual video footage of a real life alien and they are going to show it to the world tomorrow. Not today, guys, don’t be ridiculous. Tomorrow. From the HuffingtonPost:
A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.
“It shows an extraterrestrial’s head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that’s visible through an infrared camera,” he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.
An instructor at the Colorado Film School in Denver scrutinized the video “very carefully” and determined it was authentic, Peckman said.
At first I was really suspicious of this, especially because it seems like the obstruction of a window and the darkness of night would make this really easy to fake. But when I heard that an instructor at the Colorado Film School in Denver scrutinized the video “very carefully” I realized holy shit, aliens are definitely real now. Adjunct film professors who wrote their thesis on American cultural hegemony and modern race relations as displayed in the Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah remake of Taxi are the smartest at knowing what’s what. They should have that guy take a look at the Zapruder film.
What I don’t understand is why this is news. We’ve had verified footage of alien life since July of last year:
The truth is out there, son.