This guy was busted for dealing pot and claims that a notarized document from The Hawai’i Cannabis Ministry gives him the right to use pot as a sacrament. This is not from the Onion News Network, this guy is really this low-energy when it comes to defending his “religion”:
I just want to know two things: Who are those middle-aged people hanging around in the background? His customers? And who would use that guy as their pot dealer?