Stephen Colbert Has A Small Penis

But GIGANTIC BALLS. Well, maybe just normal sized balls. It’s not that risky to make fun of Bill O’Reilly for being a red-faced blowhard whose slowly being crushed under the weight of his own ego. But we can all agree that he has funny balls, and that’s what counts. Here he is addressing the Bill O’Reilly Inside Edition footage from earlier this week:

Man, Bill O’Reilly is the best. I hope nothing ever happens to him.