Inside A Cult Is All About Lying Naked

Inside A Cult, a one-hour documentary about the Strong City sect in New Mexico, premiered last night on the National Geographic channel. (DVR alert: it airs again Sunday at 2am.) Like most cults, Strong City has a charismatic leader who “sacrifices himself” by sleeping with all the women, and in this case makes a habit of “lying naked” with young virgins. Mystery The Pick Up Artist has nothing on this guy, who defends himself by arguing that the virgins are in a competition to lie naked with him. They also say “lying naked” like fifty times:

Turns out, The Strong City cult has started a blog to defend their ministry. They even made their own video, which appears to consist of nearly two hours of slow, deliberate, zombie-talk. I recommend the TV version.