John Mayer Is Fucking Rich

I don’t think people realize how much money John Mayer actually has. It’s so much. He made a joke about it in that video of him recording with Kanye (go back and listen to “Daughters,” bitches), but it’s most visible in his apparent disregard for his media image. He’s the Regional Vice President of Fucking With Ryan Seacrest. Not to mention his weird drop in sets at New York comedy clubs, like whuuuuuut. Dude just doesn’t care, and you know who doesn’t care? People who can afford not to care. But I think this video really ends it. He’s not “playing” with his image at this point, he’s donkey punching it and then leaving it by a highway exit ramp.

It’s John Mayer’s world, we’re just renting apartments with roommates long after the point where that’s funny in it.