There are now two annoying trailers for The Love Guru, which means it’s time to predict catchphrases. (Yes, that’s what that means.) Avoid the embarrassment of hearing a six year old in line at Target say “He looks like he’s smuggling a Schnauzah!” and not understanding why. If the Austin Powers franchise taught us anything, it’s that we’ll be hearing these forever.
- Oh my god, I just got that!
- Was that upsetting?
- I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your gnome. Name! I did not hear anything?Looks like he’s smuggling a Schnauzah!
And the trailer catchphrase most likely to catch on is:
(I used to have a ____ like that) … But then my Mom got a job.
Which is really terrible considering the economy. Good job, Mike Myers. Kids whose Moms lost their jobs are going to cry this summer because of you.