Matthew McConaughey Would Love To Play Some Jack Johnson Captain America For You Up In His Room

The casting news today is that Matthew McConaughey might play Captain America. To some people, this is a poor choice. Sure, we all know that McConaughey stays in shape, but his lazy southern jam band demeanor seems wrong for the Ultimate Patriot. But I’m pretty sure anyone who feels that way just hasn’t seen this fan-made tribute to The Man Who Knew No Shirt:

He is going to eat the Nazis out of the trees! Fan-made tributes for President!