That’s Your Boyfriend: The Worst Vlog Ever

Gabe just told me that if I post this, he will quit. So I have to post this. I don’t even know what’s supposed to be happening here, but despite the title “Longest Penis Ever: (Guinness World Records),” this random clip of a guy, like, jerking off his arm and screaming at the camera that I just found on YouTube is, if you have headphones, actually safe for work:

I don’t know what Gabe is talking about, it’s impossible to watch without laughing, and I challenge anyone to find a better Ultimate Example of a bad vlog.