New Vin Diesel movie, you guys. Remember when you thought Vin Diesel died of a Mountain Dew Code Red overdose? Nope.
This is actually a high-def trailer. I heard the movie is super-pixelated and hard to make out. Here’s the description: “A veteran-turned-mercenary (Vin Diesel) agrees to escort a woman from Russia to Germany, not realizing that she’s the host for an organism that a cult wants to harvest into a genetically-modified Messiah.” I’m pretty sure the poster is just Vin Diesel shrugging his shoulders with a science book in one hand and a Bible in the other and the tagline is “Huh?” But it’s directed by Mathieu Kassovitz, who made Hate and Cafe Au Lait (he also made Gothika, but everyone gets one rare miss) so let’s err on the side of this being sweet.