What Has Two Thumbs, Low Self-Esteem, And Played A Bunch Of Grand Theft Auto IV Last Night?

What Has Two Thumbs, Low Self-Esteem, And Played A Bunch Of Grand Theft Auto IV Last Night?

THIS GUY. I'm not going to go into the depth of sadness or the crushing weight of failure that accompanied my purchase of an X-Box last night. That's a whole other post for my new blog, suicidegum.com. Whatever, fuck you, I'm not 30 yet. I'll respect myself when I'm dead (on my 30th birthday.) So, about this game. If you ...
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