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Gary Coleman Is Back On The Market

Remember when Gary Coleman was finally getting married? Well it looks like there’s trouble in paradise. The honeymoon is over. The bloom is off the rose. Other cliches about relationships falling apart. The AP is reporting that not only are Coleman and his wife Shannon Price getting divorced, they’re getting divorced on Divorce Court. Classy until the end, guys. I guess I’ll have to throw out my Sharynnong t-shirt. (That’s my funny name for them that rolls off the tongue, like Bennifer, and Shut Up It’s Friday.)

My favorite quote from the article, though, is this one: “‘If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does,’ Price says, according to a transcript of the show obtained by The Associated Press.” Hahaha. Get it? Because he looks so young…because he had that disease that…no, I mean, I know it’s depressing and his life has been a 40 year train wreck but at the same time….5-year-old…temper tantrum…Gary Coleman? No? Too Soon?

TGIF!