JJ Abrams’ Hot For Teacher To Feature A Cameo By Mary Kay Letourneau

I just made that up. Sorry. But now that I think about it, you just KNOW that someone from JJ Abrams’ camp has “reached out” to the world’s most famous former teacher/rapist / student/victim couple about appearing in Hot For Teacher, one of the many Superbad ripoffs (or, you now, American Graffiti or Fast Times At Ridgemont High ripoffs) entering pre-production each and every day:

“Hot” is a “Superbad”-like story of a high school senior who sets out to have sex with his teacher before he graduates.

YAWN. Here is where I should embed the video for the song “Hot For Teacher” by Van Halen, but everyone is doing that, so here’s “Jump”: