My Best Friend’s Girl Latest Vehicle For Dane Cook’s Aggressive Unlikeability

I have some questions about this new trailer for My Best Friend’s Girl, starring Dane Cook, Jason Biggs and Kate Hudson and coming out in September:

  1. Dane Cook’s job is being hired by dumped men to take their ex girlfriends out on bad dates? I refuse to enter the magical world that exists only in Dane Cook movies where this could be a job.
  2. Dane Cook’s character appears to be based on Puck from The Real World: San Francisco. What I’m trying to say here is that he’s gross and aging rapidly.
  3. Now that this movie is finished, Cook can start work on the Tucker Max movie:

    “The film will follow his trip to a friend’s bachelor party, where he ensnares the groom in a lie that threatens the wedding, then abandons him to pursue further carnal knowledge. After being banned from the nuptials, Max attempts to get back into his friend’s good graces.”

You just know Dane Cook is #1 on the list for that role.