Heidi Montag To Star In Plastic Face Franchise

In other Hills news, MTV Movies Blog continues its proud tradition of enthusiastically reporting on movies that are not being made. Will a Hills movie be made? Probably not, and MTV Movies Blog is on the scene! This is funny, though:

“I’ve never discussed a movie possibility for ‘The Hills’…and I’m not sure if for my first movie I’d let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don’t think that would be something I would do,” Heidi Montag told us over the weekend. “If I was doing movies, I’d want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a ‘Hills’ movie, I wouldn’t be in it. No, thank you.”

Ha ha. Denzel Washington, sure. He’s on the phone with his agent right now trying to figure out which script to put on the top of the pile he’s having messengered over. Personally, I’m voting for Training Day 2 in which Montag is teamed up with a dirty cop who shoots her in the face. (Armor piercing bullets, obviously, since her plastic face now deflects regular ammunition.)