On today’s Dr. Phil the good doctor interviewed members of the “seduction community” and pretended to be warning women about these guys’ “dirty bag of tricks” while implicitly endorsing the advice they were giving to any single men who happened to be watching Dr. Phil on a Friday afternoon, who definitely need it. Dr. Phil also got some man-on-the-street-outside-a-bar interviews, where guys shared the techniques that got them laid successfully. This dude was my favorite:
“I told this girl I had candy at my apartment and it worked and yadda yadda yadda I’m a child predator.”
Also, that’s your boyfriend.