The Room: “I Did Not Hit Her I Did Naaat!”

Yesterday I wrote about The Amazing Cult Phenomenon That Is The Room, the little worst movie in the world that could. It’s hard to find a first clip from The Room to share, because, really, the entire movie is a clip, but new initiates to The Room Fan Club can’t go wrong with this scene, a rooftop guy-to-guy chat that includes some of The Room’s most classic elements.

Setup: Johnny’s girlfriend Lisa is cheating on him with his best friend Mark, and last night, for no reason, she got Johnny drunk and now claims that he hit her. But he did naat! Enjoy the bad dialogue in this fake-rooftop heart-to-heart chat between Johnny and Mark.