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The Bachelor: Singers Never Win

On last night’s The Bachelor: Actual Charming Guy Anyone I Know Would Maybe Date London Calling, we found out who was evil (Robin, who is not here to make friends but is instead here to win, and also is definitely not really only 22), Fashion Designer Marshana was the first African American contestant on The Bachelor to get a kiss (which says a lot about the relative coolness of British vs American dudes), and little singer/songwriter Ashlee, the Jewel of The Bachelor, wrote a song for Matt that “blew him away,” and then was promptly sent back to live in her car or whatever. What better way to go out, then, than to sing the song again while sobbing?