Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson To Star In Tooth Fairy

Remember on Sunday when Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson presented at The Oscars, and was introduced as just “Dwayne Johnson,” and everyone was like “That’s so cute, he dropped ‘The Rock’ because he wants to be a serious actor!” Well, today Variety reports that Johnson has signed on to star in a movie called Tooth Fairy, as the Tooth Fairy “a regular man who is brought in to save the Tooth Fairy kingdom.” (So, basically, Acting Tooth Fairy.) So let’s just continue calling him “The Rock.”