Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

It’s a nice day (in Brooklyn, anyway) so let’s dispense with the Shut Up intro blurb and get this show on the road. Your highest and lowest rated comments of the past seven days are below. Put on some “Coffee” and scroll down. (If you’re heading to Levitation Fest, leave your crack at home.)

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 marko | May 6th Score:22

This isn’t a list of the most popular drugs for each festival. It’s a list of the most popular festivals for each drug!

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#9 blochead | May 1st Score:22

Brandon Flowers and Blochead walking through a field of flowers together. Both of us bagging on Kanye as we enjoy the pastoral setting.

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#8

Adam Wenn | May 7th Score:23

I knew we’d get the full track Eventually.

I’ll show myself out.

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#7

Joshua Carlon | May 7th Score:25

Seems harmless. I mean if he really wanted to defeat The Rock, he would have thrown paper.

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#6

Amir Cagan | May 3rd Score:26

God damn. You had one shot and you had to fuck that up

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#5 frog oracle | May 1st Score:26

“Are we human or are we dancer?” is one of my least favorite lyrics of all time.

The answer is “human” obviously. Or maybe “humans that dance,” but “dancer” is not a real thing that a group of humans can be.

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#4 mickrandom26 | May 6th Score:27

The girl in the front row in that picture looks so miserable it makes me want to cry.

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#3

Patrick Lyons | May 7th Score:28

The ’80s called… they want all of “Hot Fuss” back.

Springsteen called… he wants all of “Sam’s Town” back.

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#2 SHC1251 | May 5th Score:29

Of all the album descriptors that have been tossed out by Tom, “dogshit Coldplay-core” is easily my favorite.

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#1 blochead | May 5th Score:31

How does this man NOT have his own TV show? Pearls. Every word that spills out of his face is a pearl.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 String on my finger | May 5th Score:-8

Lol. He cray. But the thing is that he speaks his mind. Most of you steregum regulars are afraid to and cringe from the onslaught of downvotes. This chap truly has got more mojo balls then most because she just doesn’t give a ****. Carry on soldier. Carry on pissing off the self righteous and the smug.

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#4 brunchhard | May 5th Score:-8

You’re a hero. Thank you.

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#3 lintmonster | May 3rd Score:-9

Don’t resist arrest.

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#2 TY Pennington | May 2nd Score:-10

HAHAHAHAHA <3

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#1

Francesco Marano | May 2nd Score:-10

Is this a review or an autobiography about your love for Blur? Can’t tell.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

mercury sound | May 4th Score:10

perhaps more upsetting than the commercial itself is that we exist in a time where the getting in and out of the celebrity fragrance game is an actual thing.

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