Stone Cold Rhymin’

Young MC, then and now:

1989 “Come on, fatso, and just bust a move.”
2006 Celebrity Fit Club 3!

Mr. MC will join Chastity Bono, Bruce Vilanch, Kelly LeBrock, Countess Vaughn, Jeff Conaway, Tempestt Bledsoe and Bizare at VH1’s B-List fat camp.

Anyone remember Pepsi’s Cool Cans promotion? Young MC rapped about it in the commercials. Fifteen years later and I can’t believe the jingle’s still in my head.

Cool cans are coming so don’t be afraid / If you get lucky then you might get paid.

I hope Young MC and Vanessa Huxtable hit it off. It would be like I Love The ’80s meets Real World: Austin meets The Biggest Loser.

UPDATE:

To be cool and be somewhat respectable / Pick up Pepsi in these hype receptacles.

Brain, you’re gonna get a beating for remembering this shit.