Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Happy Honeymoon, guys. Today Lana Del Rey’s languid and self-aware Ultraviolence follow-up is out and since it only leaked about a day before its street date (impressive) you might not have heard it yet. You can stream the album and read Tom Breihan’s Premature Evaluation here. If you buy the $40 vinyl at Urban Outfitters, you’ll get a whole different cover. If you buy it at the Urban near Stereogum’s NYC office tomorrow morning, you may get a selfie with the beauty behind the madness. I met LDR once, back in 2011, and she was nice and “normal.” Cool story! Your best and worst comments of the week are below.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  blochead | Sep 14th Score:31

I’d like to imagine their were many, many “bros” tossed around in this dicusssion.

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#9  monkeyridinghorse | Sep 14th Score:31

I sure hope the backlash from this doesn’t ruin their Holocaust-themed honeymoon.

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#8  blochead | Sep 11th Score:32

I will go to my grave saying “Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth” is the finest rock song of that decade. When he does the full on yelping towards the end I lose my mind. Where my bass players at?

Some might be ambivalent to this band/album. I’m not one of ‘em. It’s a uniquely weird and singular record. Top 5 album of the decade for this guy.

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#7  Scott Lapatine | Sep 16th Score:34

barbie is deafheaven metal?

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#6  walterpeck | Sep 14th Score:34

“A 40 year old bully picked a fight with a 35 year old nerd” rings a little hollow from the guy who started a fight with Justin Bieber. This guy is the pits.

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#5  inthedeadofknight | Sep 14th Score:34

Jack White straight up stood chest to chest with this shithead and asked, “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOME BOMB ASS GUACAMOLE?!” and Carney ran for the hills. He ain’t about that dip life, probably goes for the Great Value bean dip.

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#4  monkeyridinghorse | Sep 14th Score:34

I wonder if the question Jack asked that Patrick couldn’t answer was “If I were a t-shirt in human form, what t-shirt would I be?”

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#3  beetlebum | Sep 14th Score:48

i met billy corgan at one of his wrestling matches and he was wearing a cape, he also signed my siamese dream and zwan record and chatted with me. jack white never signed my records at a wrestling match while wearing a cape. just saying.

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Kevin Broydrick | Sep 14th Score:50

THE ONLY WE BEING BULLIED HERE IS BILLY CORGAN’S TEE SHIRT!

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  drummer729 | Sep 13th Score:-12

I am not sure if he would’ve wanted his hand there. Did you see this video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nymyPuB-618 Apparently, Taylor may have farted at the VMA’s! She’s so real :)

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Tim Curtin | Sep 14th Score:-13

who is downvoting this comment?? running home to whine on the internet is the very definition of low level bitch shit.

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#3 

Benjamin Silver | Sep 12th Score:-15

Except that we’re talking about a serious sexual assault and not whether or not you think a woman is saxually attractive, you smarmy swine.

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#2  ramona | Sep 13th Score:-24

Another ignorant idiot who thinks his “right to free speech” is being hindered by a private magazine who are censoring their own publication as they see fit. If he’s so concerned about expressing his views then maybe he should stick to his Tumblr blog.

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#1  SpeechBubble | Sep 13th Score:-30

Man, STFU Dev Hynes.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  theyachtmaster | Sep 16th Score:6

It’s a pretty rare feat to see someone covered in tattoos that make them look less badass. I see a teddy bear and a Heinz ketchup logo.

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