Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

It’s November 20th, 2015, a historic day for pop music. There’s only one record that everyone is talking about today, and while you’re probably sick of seeing the number 25 on your timeline, I hope you will humor me. This is a momental release! Here come the waterworks…

Happy 25th anniversary, “Do The Bartman.”

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 

Yann Grd | Nov 13th Score:25

Entrenched in my suburban apartment. Looking at the locals news channel, they seem to have no more information than you, Stereogum. This is nightmarish and surreal at the same time, a series of terrorist attacks on causal people and hipsters like you and I hanging out on a Friday night. So confusing right now on the social networks. I’ve never seen so many friends saying they’re alive on FB. I feel so apathetic, terrorized by what’s happening and by my inability to have any reaction whatsoever.

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#9  Lokette | Nov 18th Score:25

Here, in Paris, everything has been sad and grey and scary for the last five days. In a weird way, reading this post and daydreaming that maybe one day they will come back to play here, makes me feel better. I can’t wait to see everyone fighting to get a ticket to the show, even though we’ve never listened to a single song.

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#8 

Colin | Nov 19th Score:26

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#7  blochead | Nov 19th Score:27

I work with somebody who’s absolute favorite artists are Ed Sheeran, Adele, and Maroon 5. I often think about slathering this person with mayo and cheap lunch meat and just eating that white bread motherfucker for lunch.

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#6  LeMonjello | Nov 13th Score:29

If nothing else it’s good for us as a community to be able to talk about this and offer emotional support where we can. It’s not much, but it’s something.

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#5  theyachtmaster | Nov 19th Score:32

Damn, now I’ll have to not listen to it on CD instead of not listening to it on Spotify.

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#3  scruffy | Nov 19th Score:33

Why pay for something when the radio stations will shove it down your throat for free?

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#2  LeMonjello | Nov 17th Score:37

Oh no Grimes is sick!
oh wait, you meant that figuratively.
Oh, she really was sick!
but she was also sick

I went along for the ride.

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#1  blochead | Nov 19th Score:37

Adele just made Xmas shopping for all the boring motherfuckers in all of our lives SO much easier.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 

Daniel Catalanello | Nov 13th Score:-6

this list seems way way off save for including most of Ys. Like even from a totally subjective standpoint this list seems dumb. Tortured writing too, everything overstated and going nowhere.

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#4 

Adam Nixon | Nov 13th Score:-6

ALL religion should be treated as a sleazy fetish, to be practiced in secret, in the privacy of one’s own home, with the blinds drawn.

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#3 

Eggy Chickingboy | Nov 15th Score:-10

Fuck all this weepy lovey shit! Cynicism is what gives rock its balls. I’m shocked. saddened and angry as anyone, but U2’s photo op does jack shit for me.

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#2  robomalkmus | Nov 13th Score:-39

Terrible, horrific news, hope it’s over soon.

This is not a story that belongs on this website and you shouldn’t be reporting it at this point, regardless of the fact that a band was involved.

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#1 

Doug Stephens | Nov 13th Score:-61

Swedish perps?
Naw, it is some of those refugee’s that the whole of Europe is letting in.
Prayers from California for the dead.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

 

Adam Fortune | Nov 13th Score:16

To me it just ain’t G N’ R if Buckethead is not involved

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