Father John Misty Shares Rejected Pandora Promos

Father John Misty has uploaded a number of short promos which he says were “rejected” from being Pandora advertisements. What they’re selling varies, but they’re all equally ridiculous. My favorite: “Whether you’re snorting rails of Tide off priceless Matisse cutouts or stuck at home because of your dismal Uber rating, my customized mixtape is guaranteed to be 100 percent Ed Sheeran — that’s Ed Sheeran all the time on Father John Misty radio.” Listen to them all below.

FJM is also recently back on Twitter after deleting his account for a bit last year.