Kenny Loggins Sings The Theme To Donald Trump Mockumentary Starring Johnny Depp

ICYMI: Donald Trump won the New Hampshire primary last night. I tried to make a snide joke about this, but it’s getting harder and harder to come up with mean things to say about the man because he truly is terrifying. Fortunately, Funny Or Die released a mockumentary based on Trump’s memoir/business advice book The Art Of The Deal in order to distract us from the fact that he very well could be the next President of the United States. Singer-songwriter Kenny Loggins performs the film’s very appropriate “tough guy” theme song. Johnny Depp, Ron Howard, Alfred Molina, Robert Morse, Patton Oswalt, and more star. Watch below.

They are a lot of ’80s jokes. There’s even a Fat Boys cameo.