Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Anyone going to the Carly Rae Jepsen concert in NYC tonight? It’s funny that a year ago we had only just begun to cover CRJ. Now she rules us all. Congrats to Queen Carly on the continued momentum of her sublime album and dank meme.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 

Doris Montgomery | Mar 18th Score:27

My name is “SchoolinNewbs69420Blazer”

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#9  YouBeautifulBastard | Mar 20th Score:29

If you don’t find “The Civil War wasn’t won for you to remain ignorant. Fuck the Colonel” at least somewhat amusing, you have no soul.

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#8  raptor jesus | Mar 22nd Score:29

AOTW features albums before they’re released…

Premature Evaluations, in Kendrick’s case, are posted after the album is actually out…

Yes, I REALLY wanna drag this dead horse back out and beat the shit out of it.

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#7  raptor jesus | Mar 22nd Score:31

“Young Thug’s hopefully-nuts Slime Season 3 mixtape.”

Friday release dates are the worst.

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#6  raptor jesus | Mar 24th Score:32

“This song isn’t out until tomorrow, but we have this 11-second preview in the meantime. And really, 11 seconds is 11 too many.”

But three 11 mentions is juuuussssstt right.

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#5 

Doris Montgomery | Mar 18th Score:34

Dropping All Senses Lost off at Newb Sch00l.

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#4 

David Worthington | Mar 21st Score:34

edm is the worst and brings out the worst in people

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#3  lossleader | Mar 20th Score:34

need comprehensive crab reform also

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#2 

Doris Montgomery | Mar 18th Score:42

1st step would be to graduate from newb sch00l

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#1  dansolo | Mar 24th Score:43

Post-Weeknd = The Mnday

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  inthedeadofknight | Mar 24th Score:-11

Oooo good one. I’d rather give myself paper cuts between all my fingers and toes and then stick them in a tub of lemon juice while someone lets spiders crawl into my ears.

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#4  Maurice Christmas | Mar 21st Score:-12

How much is Vince Staples paying you?

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#3  marko | Mar 21st Score:-12

Well that or they’re keep going to say that the album is done until we find out that Thom Yorke has cancer.

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#2  inthedeadofknight | Mar 24th Score:-14

I’d rather saw my foot off with a dull butter knife and eat it than listen to this sack of shit’s music.

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#1  Paturner51 | Mar 18th Score:-16

I had to busy out laughing when I saw this article. Kanye West, the World’s NUMBER ONE ASSHOLE>? He has a STORE? Are people that fucking stupid? Really? I thought I had seen everything in my life but this is a first. Who in hell would want to buy a plug nickel from that idiot? You’d have to pay me to come within 5 miles of his store. That racist bigot deserves to be expelled from this country. Today. Not tomorrow. TODAY, before midnight. And, have a nice day

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