Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Early word from Indio is that people are getting sandblasted by strong winds. No one said music festivals were comfortable! I went to Coachella once and I found it difficult to navigate. But on the second day Tegan and Sara gave me their artist wristbands on their way out and it was much better after that. This year we’ve got James reporting from the desert, so if you see him, offer him your sunscreen and Grassroots Uplifter. Or stream performances on your device right here. Coachella 2016’s got it all: Axl Rose in a cast! Taylor Swift x Bleached! Bernie Bros! Disappointed grime and shoegaze fans! Kylie Jenner, probably? Your best and worst pre-fest comments are below.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#9 

Michael Griffin | Apr 13th Score:34

In fairness, it’s pretty clear that he’s not pissed off that Miller didn’t know them previously, but that he made no effort to find out who was inducting him.

Posted in: The Black Keys Regret Inducting Steve Miller Into The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame
#7  mr. gruff the atheist goat | Apr 12th Score:42

I originally read that headline as Taylor Swift was on acid and Father John Misty saw her. So disappointed.

Posted in: Father John Misty Discusses Seeing Taylor Swift On Acid, Ryan Adams’ “Grotesque Stunt”
#6  Scott Lapatine | Apr 8th Score:43

If only Carrot Top were around to stop this madness

Posted in: Vince Neil Fights Nicolas Cage At A Vegas Hotel
#5  monkeyridinghorse | Apr 14th Score:47

Brian Message manages Nick Cave too. I just did a search for him and discovered Nick Cave reacts exactly as I would if I ran into Johnny Greenwood on the street.

Posted in: Radiohead Manager Says LP9 Out In June, Like Nothing You’ve Ever Heard
#4  monsters | Apr 11th Score:48

well that’s the last time HE gets inducted to the rock n’ roll hall of fame…

Posted in: Steve Miller Expands On Rock Hall Criticism: “Everybody Is Kind Of A Dick … This Whole Industry Fucking Sucks”
#3  scruffy | Apr 12th Score:52

Don’t you just love situations where everyone is in the wrong?

Posted in: The Story So Far Singer Violently Kicks Female Audience Member Off Stage
#2  YouBeautifulBastard | Apr 12th Score:55

What this guy did is a criminal assault, but God, jumping on stage to take a selfie with the band in the background is one of the most obnoxious things I’ve ever heard of.

Posted in: The Story So Far Singer Violently Kicks Female Audience Member Off Stage
#1  mr. gruff the atheist goat | Apr 13th Score:55

It’s okay Black Keys, if you’re lucky one day someone will regret inducting you into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Posted in: The Black Keys Regret Inducting Steve Miller Into The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  cobra | Apr 11th Score:-20

Being an adult and going out for a rock show is an act of love, especially on a weeknight. Besides the the tickets you’ve got to trek downtown, pay for parking, probably grab dinner, hire a babysitter, and then be up bright and early the next day to work, in this guy’s case, to teach. If he has so much respect for Homme’s music that he wants his signature, then Josh Homme can show some fucking grace and spare a second of his time to pay some respect back, and be grateful that people are so moved by his art that they value something so basic as an autograph from him.

Posted in: Watch Josh Homme Berate Autograph Seeker Outside Detroit Afterparty
#4  mercury sound | Apr 8th Score:-21

Congrats on making it all about you!

Posted in: Bruce Springsteen Cancels North Carolina Show To Protest Discriminatory Bathroom Law
#3 

Roy Neff | Apr 9th Score:-23

Pearl Jam is one of my all-time favorite groups … I will be seeing them for my 50th time in Chicago at Wrigley … Politically Eddie Vedder is a complete moron . Obama is by far the worst president ever and he supported him … A guy who looks down on the United States . Save your politics for your house and just fucking play music

Posted in: Watch Eddie Vedder Dance In A Donald Trump Mask At Pearl Jam Tour Kickoff
#2 

David Francisco Vidaurre | Apr 11th Score:-27

Wow! He’s saying that everything is terrible! I like that. That sounds cool! Must be true!

Posted in: Steve Miller Expands On Rock Hall Criticism: “Everybody Is Kind Of A Dick … This Whole Industry Fucking Sucks”
#1 

Kevin Broydrick | Apr 13th Score:-34

Is that pretty clear to you?

Posted in: The Black Keys Regret Inducting Steve Miller Into The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  cobra | Apr 13th Score:22

Reminds me of when Moby gave the induction speech for Steely Dan. “I don’t know how or why I was chosen. I assumed they hated everybody.”

Posted in: The Black Keys Regret Inducting Steve Miller Into The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

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