Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Over on Gawker.com Ashley Feinberg writes a funny Wikipedia Watch that lists some of the articles deleted by Wiki editors each week. Here is an excerpt from last week’s column:

You guys might wanna address that? Sorry for your loss.

Come original with the week’s best Radiohead jokes below.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  HartfordTheWhale | May 8th Score:43

FUCK OFF, MOM.

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#9  inthedeadofknight | May 8th Score:43

You don’t lift to Radiohead, Radiohead lifts you.

Posted in: Comment Party: Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
#8  trambopoline | May 9th Score:44

who am I kidding PLEASE DONT BREAK UP

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
#7 

Amir | May 6th Score:47

We finally know what bloc looks like

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#6  dansolo | May 12th Score:47

I know there’s a lot of bullshit to parse there, but Billy’s core argument is a simple one: “I’m really fucking rich now, and I don’t want to pay taxes.”

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#5  All Senses Lost | May 10th Score:50

Good on you guys for seeing through it and leaving the original story off the site.

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#4  black sheep boy | May 9th Score:50

Hmm… better remove all her videos (and music too) just to be on the safe side…

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#3  LeMonjello | May 9th Score:50

” It’s like radiohead died in a shipwreck and sunk to the bottom of the sea, and now the ghost of radiohead is recording music underwater in that sunken ship”

That sounds fucking awesome!

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
#2  raptor jesus | May 8th Score:56

Don’t tell me how to party.

Posted in: Comment Party: Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
#1  rubberjohnny0829 | May 9th Score:65

pretty good band

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  AnalogDelay | May 10th Score:-21

I mean… The guy seems like a real dick, but he isn’t wrong.

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#4  lsnacion31 | May 12th Score:-21

For God’s sake he didn’t say they were breaking up back then, can you do your research first?!?! Or did the editor called you to publish this too late in the deadline?

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#3 

Shane Ramonington | May 9th Score:-21

Radiohead stans too afraid to admit the emperor has no clothes. Honestly the last two albums are so bad, I’m starting to wonder if maybe radiohead were always boring, but I was just younger and pretentious af so I didn’t notice

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
#2 

Shane Ramonington | May 9th Score:-23

Disappointed in you guys. This album is boring and unnecessary hot garbage. It’s fucking awful and nearly unlistenable, it’s so dull. It’s like radiohead died in a shipwreck and sunk to the bottom of the sea, and now the ghost of radiohead is recording music underwater in that sunken ship. So it’s like radiohead, except underwater and sad and dead

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
#1  drummer729 | May 8th Score:-28

Can I make a request that this comment party instead of just being people talking about how excited they are for the album and bragging about how big of a Radiohead fan they are, that we actually discuss the tracks and the album itself? We get it, you love Radiohead, it’s not a competition, lots of people do. But thats not what we come to Stereogum for.

Posted in: Comment Party: Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  Nico | May 12th Score:16

Even after she gave you a protection amulet??? That’s low twitter.

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