Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This week we answered the age-old question Who’s Shawn Mendes?. We reflected on the legacies of Pinkerton and Dusk At Cubist Castle. We listed the most unattractive songs for your new Spotify-enhanced Tinder profile. And we ran interviews with Billie Martin, Khôrada, and You Blew It!. But mostly we incurred the wrath of both John Mayerheads and tween fans of a new nü-metal band. Have a nice weekend!

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 

Arlo Levin | Sep 21st Score:24

I would without a doubt listen to Romeo And Juliet And Wilco

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#9  Scott Lapatine | Sep 22nd Score:24

“What, no Cymbals Eat Guitars??” -Stereogum commenter

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#8  raptor jesus | Sep 19th Score:24

TAKE NOTES STEREOPUN YOU WASHED UP HACK!!!

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#7  lobster man | Sep 20th Score:24

How did Neurosis, Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam, Trap Them, and LVL UP all know that Friday’s my birthday? They really didn’t have to do this.

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#6  black sheep boy | Sep 19th Score:25

Welcome back, DPs. You’ve been missed. Four years is a Longstreth of time, am I right?!?

There, I said it so Stereopun doesn’t have to.

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#5  theyachtmaster | Sep 22nd Score:25

The most satisfying drop of all.

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#4  lil wotie | Sep 16th Score:26

is that the cd with the song about “down to wire i wanted water but i walked thru the fire” and something abt lady jealousy? that cd fuckn SLAPS, my mom used to pay this hot older girl in the neighborhood to give me rides to school and we would ride to that shit…lets just say mayer man mack game is…contagious ;)

Posted in: Trying To Make Sense Of John Mayer’s Career, 10 Years After Continuum
#3  Stereopun | Sep 16th Score:27

Don’t listen to the haters, just Corey on

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#2  gabestarr | Sep 19th Score:27

i get that the early verdict is earl. but what’s the sweatshirty verdict?

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#1  LeMonjello | Sep 19th Score:28

I hope it’s a pop-up store!

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  whodunit | Sep 16th Score:-11

Why are we analyzing the music of John Mayer in 2016, anyways? There has to be something more interesting to write about. I can’t imagine you enjoyed writing this, Ryan!

Posted in: Trying To Make Sense Of John Mayer’s Career, 10 Years After Continuum
#4  davidmania | Sep 19th Score:-16

Definitely prefer when Danny goes goofy because this is negative & joyless. All of these rappers just kinda seem like bad people.

Posted in: Danny Brown – “Really Doe” (Feat. Kendrick Lamar, Earl Sweatshirt, & Ab-Soul)
#3  jgjg | Sep 17th Score:-16

This is just bad journalism. How is this an atrocity? Who cares? He’s making music, why is that a bad thing? It’s actually more unique than 99% of the stuff stereogum thinks is good.

Posted in: People Didn’t Like Corey Feldman’s Today Show Performance For Some Reason
#2  QuietLife | Sep 21st Score:-20

nah…that honor goes to kanyes’ life of shithead, aka takin it in the ass while you’ll watch

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#1  Olivia | Sep 16th Score:-23

I just stubbed my left big toe and made some weird noise I’ve never made before. Pretty sure I ripped off Sleigh Bells in the process. Sue me!

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  meat | Sep 22nd Score:19

“humans are the future of music!” – alien music writer

“are humans all washed-up?” – same alien 2 months later

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