You Have Less Than Two Weeks To Buy These Dumb NFL Band T-Shirts

It’s the eternal dilemma: Do you wear a T-shirt representing your favorite team or your favorite band? Well, some genius at the custom T-shirt retailer Teespring figured out that maybe you can do both at the same time. Teespring has teamed up with the NFL and a number of different bands to design a line of T-shirts that combine the logos of teams and bands. They’re only selling these shirts for two weeks, so you’ll have to act fast if one catches your eye. The problem, however, is that these things are fucking stupid.

Some of the combinations make sense: New England Patriots and Dropkick Murphys, Cleveland Browns and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, New York Jets and Kiss. But most of the time, it’s hard to imagine any self-respecting person wanting to own an item of clothing that reps for both things. Like: Who the fuck wants a Jason Mraz Chargers shirt? Or a Melissa Etheridge Kansas City Chiefs joint? I’m a Ravens fan, and I didn’t even know metalcore goofs All Time Low were from near Baltimore until I saw their travesty of a Ravens shirt. And it certainly doesn’t help that most of these shirts are dog-ass ugly.

But if you must own one, you can purchase here or browse the aesthetically offensive designs below.

Limited Edition Artist NFL Collaborations
All Time Low – Baltimore Ravens
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony – Cleveland Browns
Daughtry – Carolina Panthers
Dierks Bentley – Arizona Cardinals
Diplo – Philadelphia Eagles
Dropkick Murphys – New England Patriots
Eminem – Detroit Lions
Fall Out Boy – Chicago Bears
Fergie – Miami Dolphins
Florida Georgia Line – Tennessee Titans
Fort Frances – Indianapolis Colts
Frank Sinatra – New York Giants
Goo Goo Dolls – Buffalo Bills
Jacob Whitesides – Tennessee Titans
Jason Mraz – San Diego Chargers
Jerry Garcia – San Francisco 49ers
Jon Batiste – New Orleans Saints
Kiss – New York Jets
Lecrae – Atlanta Falcons
Linkin Park – Los Angeles Rams
Mac Miller – Pittsburgh Steelers
Melissa Etheridge – Kansas City Chiefs
OneRepublic – Denver Broncos
Tedeschi Truck Band – Jacksonville Jaguars
Trampled by Turtles – Minnesota Vikings
Underoath – Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Wale – Washington Redskins
Walk the Moon – Cincinnati Bengals
YG – Los Angeles Rams
ZZ Top – Houston Texans