Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This week the White Stripes “reunited” to denounce Trump, Pink Floyd “reunited” to denounce Israel, and Japandroids reunited onstage for the first time in two years. Rubber Johnny reunites with your upvotes below.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  blochead | Oct 5th Score:39

Yacht turned me on to this video yesterday. Her selective memory of the music that was popular in her youth is amazing. Nothing like those wholesome 90’s, I suppose.

On the classic “1 to woke” scale this poor woman is not woke.

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#9  raptor jesus | Oct 5th Score:42

You know you’re a next level beat maker when dopey white women can hop on your track and it still sounds tight.

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#8  Max the King of All Wild Things | Oct 5th Score:44

The internet, as it is wont to do, is already way ahead of you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhsl2Jvk9PI

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#7  rubberjohnny0829 | Oct 4th Score:45

Who knew that raw-dogging a model is the answer to anxiety and depression? Let’s just give people on suicide watch a bunch of money and a leather jacket and send them on their way.

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#6  blochead | Oct 5th Score:50

I want to care about ANYTHING as much as this woman cares about Vince.

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#5  scruffy | Oct 5th Score:53

That sweet white boy who raps about his mom’s spaghetti?

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#4  StarGrimes | Sep 30th Score:55

Haha, it’s funny to read this as a black male living in portland who was featured on the show twice.

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#3  Chris DeVille | Oct 3rd Score:57

I can’t believe the first comment on my Hold Steady retrospective is about fucking Beach House

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#2  Max the King of All Wild Things | Oct 5th Score:67

This is definitely a woman who has said “ALL LIVES MATTERS” on many and multiple occasions.

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Justin Hill | Oct 5th Score:101


NERF SIDE LONG BEACH

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

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Motas Kah | Oct 4th Score:-19

her and the fat osborne daughter should be locked in room together

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#4  BlackCat13th | Oct 6th Score:-21

Our foreign policy can’t be seen supporting the practice or those who abide/participate-in: honey-trapping and castrating bacha-bazi rape slaves, or bacha-bazi connected heroin production/distribution.

hillary is not a viable candidate.

hillary must lose and her bacha-bazi failures must be why.

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I’d sooner vote for trump because he’s competent enough not to appoint a Secretary of State who cant even fathom how to use a desktop computer. Where as hillary…..

Why vote for an incompetent who either ‘is’ or routinely ‘plays’ stupid? Because of the soft bigotry of low expectations for her because she’s a woman? hillary supporters are bigots.

Who would deprive their own daughters of the chance to be the first woman president by voting for a honey trap hillbillary?

She can’t even manage to use a desktop computer and she thinks she’s qualified to be president. This is the definition of Dunning-Kruger effect.

Team hillbillary keeps trying to take our civil rights as hostages. Politicians like that need to have their careers removed and burned.

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Motas Kah | Oct 5th Score:-49

if you gave me a leather jacket, money, and a model my depression would lift so fucking fast.

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Motas Kah | Oct 5th Score:-51

ignorant? no one said this dude was mentally ill.

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Motas Kah | Oct 4th Score:-64

I remember when I was a multimillionaire who had access to all the best drugs and leather jackets and lived in a beautiful apartment and had sex with models all the time. It was fucking depressing as hell!

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

 

Bill Murphy | Oct 4th Score:25

I wish I had something more to say then “I love Joyce Manor so god damn much and I’m glad this is great” but, hey, not all comments can be winners

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