Rod Stewart Is A Knight Now

Rod The Mod is now Sir Roderick David Stewart. In a ceremony at Buckingham Palace earlier today, Prince William knighted the famously drunken, loutish 71-year-old rock star, granting him the honor “for services to music and charity.” His wife got a title, too; as Billboard reports, she is now Lady Penny Lancaster. Stewart now joins fellow knighted rock stars Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, Elton John, and Tom Jones.

So when’s Morrissey going to get his knighthood, then?