Ahhh yes, this is definitely the weirdest headline you will read today. The guitarist from Alien Ant Farm, Terry Corso, pled guilty to assaulting a fan he assumed threw urine on him at a show in Chester. The Chester Standard reports that the assault went down on 10/26, and apparently Corso thought that his victim threw urine on him because that’s exactly what happened to Alien Ant Farm’s singer, Dryden Mitchell, two days prior in Preston. (Who does that?!?!?!) According to Corso’s lawyer, “[Corso] felt angry at that so he confronted the fan and ended up hitting him once,” and “he regrets his actions and says he never should have jumped off the stage.” Honestly… it would really suck to get pee thrown at you.