You just have an agenda. Every since Stereogum came out pro-Franken Berry, you’ve been all kinds of pissed off.

you know what goes great with meatloaf?

Haven’t seen numbnuts used for quite some time, really enjoyed it. Would have also accepted bunghole, dingus, or fartknocker.

I go to the Stereogum home page often, and rarely have I reacted so viscerally to the title of a new post.

This is some awesome writing, seriously.

Hi [redacted]!

This unfortunately precludes the possibility of Beyoncé giving birth on stage without missing a beat and having her offspring immediately and seamlessly join the choreography, which they have been practicing in the womb for nine months.

“Desiigner is correct. We also would’ve accepted Future”

Pretty solid review by [REDACTED] but it suffers from the lack of a numerical score telling me what to think so I don’t have to read the article.

5.9

Meat Loaf: it’s what you get when you can’t have Springsteen

Wow, a personal insult from the big man himself, what an honor 😉

The song is two years old Skepta.

I don’t know why we let Drake-level struggle bars pass when they’re said with an accent.

Articles like this kind of make me dislike Stereogum. What is the line between news source and tabloid.

“It’s not hard to imagine Future as a homewrecking machine, a human tornado getting vengeance on the world by tearing apart as many happy relationships as possible.”
You can’t be serious. This is the most misty-eyed, nice guy bullshit line I’ve read in some time. It takes two to tango, he’s not tearing apart anything that wasn’t already failing.

Pretty remarkable story to go from a construction worker to a pop superstar in just a few months. The good news is her rapid ascent has opened up a good middle-class job as Fifth Harmony’s cement mixer.