Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame induction ceremony happens tonight in Brooklyn. Steve Perry may perform with Journey. Rush may perform with Pearl Jam. Hologram Tupac may perform with Joan Baez {{Citation needed}}. Check back here tomorrow for shitty iPhone videos of all the fun.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  meat
Score:45 | Apr 5th

if you don’t like this ad, you’re gonna hate the one where she saves the day by using pepsi to wash sarin gas out of the eyes of syrian children.

Posted in: Kendall Jenner’s Controversial Pepsi Commercial Resembles Old Chemical Brothers Video
#9 

Dying Man
Score:45 | Mar 31st

1. El Shaddai
2. They only said that because you’re owned by Pizza Hut

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Father John Misty Pure Comedy
#8 

Dying Man
Score:47 | Mar 31st

I always thought of myself more as an approximate RL Stine

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Father John Misty Pure Comedy
#6 

Dying Man
Score:55 | Mar 31st

PADFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Father John Misty Pure Comedy
#5  cbishop
Score:55 | Apr 6th

Oh, awesome! I didn’t even know he had a new one coming out!

Posted in: Stream Father John Misty Pure Comedy
#4  potato_
Score:57 | Mar 31st

also:

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Father John Misty Pure Comedy
#3 

Dying Man
Score:58 | Mar 31st

Thanks, Rapty
Backlashes come and go, it’s impossible to stay ahead of the public perception curve unless you have an army of publicists and media trainers – or if you’re so terrified of criticism you just never run the risk of putting yourself out there – and even then it’s nigh on impossible

I went to a media trainer once, we looked over my interviews and her eyeballs started bleeding

The equation is pretty simple:
Interviews feel performative
Performance makes me nervous
Nerves make me drink
Drinking makes me drunk
When I’m drunk I feel like performing

I’ll figure it out one day

thanks for listening x

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Father John Misty Pure Comedy
#2 

Dying Man
Score:65 | Mar 31st

oh god, now you’ve got me thinking about my brooch

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Father John Misty Pure Comedy
#1 

Dying Man
Score:96 | Mar 31st

Not a big Beyonce fan huh

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Father John Misty Pure Comedy

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 

Nuno Proença
Score:-16 | Apr 5th

“back to a hotel to hang out.” – Hang out? They seriously thought young testosterone-ridden rappers just wanted to hang out at the hotel? That would be naivety on the highest scale. We might never know the truth, but if he doesn’t lose his fame with jail time, he will continue to prey on groupies. Of course, if he is found guilty, jail’s too good.

Posted in: Listening To Kodak Black Is A Complicated Thing
#4  ninerniner
Score:-17 | Apr 3rd

01 “Fire in my Belly”
02 “In-N-Out”
03 “Sugar”
04 “Renn Fair (Leg of Lamb)”
05 “If I Could Run”
06 “Oo La La (Fourth Meal)”
07 “Eat Baby Eat”
08 “Oh My God I Nearly Choked on that Ham Sandwich”
09 “Morbidly Obese In Real Life”
10 “Do You Want Me To Eat that Last Fry?”
11 “Lover of Food”
12 “Clouds of Fat (Tummy Love)”

Posted in: Beth Ditto – “Fire”
#3  ninerniner
Score:-18 | Apr 3rd

She is best known for being fat and not hiding it. Nobody cared about The Gossip.

Posted in: Beth Ditto – “Fire”
#2  drummer729
Score:-24 | Apr 5th

I agree with everything you and the people protesting stand for but I just think the women’s march was not the right name to give this event. The White Privilege march would have been better because then at least the actual people you were marching for would have understood why they were unable to protest that day with all of you.

Posted in: Kendall Jenner’s Controversial Pepsi Commercial Resembles Old Chemical Brothers Video
#1  smallfingers
Score:-40 | Mar 31st

Tom, we get it, you’re a feminist.

Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Father John Misty Pure Comedy

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  rockhouse
Score:6 | Apr 4th

I’m going to keep calling him Alex G until I get arrested.

Posted in: Q&A: (Sandy) Alex G On “Idiotsplaining” Rocket, Working With Frank Ocean, & The Business Of Being Himself

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