Janet Jackson Totally Nude, Lindsay Lohan Totally Totaled

It totally sucks being a pop star.

Exhibit A: Someone secretly taped Miss Janet lying in the sun completely naked. Now, why would you wanna see that, especially before lunch? ‘Cause she starts slapping her own ass at the end of the video and it’s damn funny (but NOT safe for work). Egotastic has the footage.

Exhibit B: Lindsay Lohan was sent to the hospital yesterday after camera-carrying vultures in West Hollywood caused her to smash her Benz into another car. Again. AP reports that L. Lo immediately ran from the car to the Hideaway House Antiques store. Here’s a flick photo of the damage (thanks Jon at BWE for the link).