Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

It took me 38 hours to get from Brooklyn to Lollapalooza. That would’ve been understandable if United had cancelled my flight, but instead they managed to string me along by making passengers repeatedly board and unboard a plane in the midst of delaying its takeoff 19 times. I’m in Chicago now, but that was trying! And I may have missed Lorde and Liam Gallagher yesterday, but so did everybody else. On deck this weekend: Chance, Mac DeMarco, RTJ, the Lemon Twigs, @TheRyanAdams, Aminé, and club shows from Foo Fighters and Everything Now Co. I got in very late last night, and felt pretty defeated about attending yet another corporate festival, but when I checked the time on my computer I knew I made the right decision.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  cokeparty
Score:24 | Jul 28th

Going to see Wilco and Conor Oberst in Camden. A bottle of Johnny Walker Blue fell off a truck passing through my life, and I had to put it in this wineskin bag I found in my garage. I also indulged myself and bought some caviar from Wholefoods and took what one of my sketchier friends said is a very small dose of “clean” LSD. If I write some weird shit later, feel free to laugh at me.

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#9  dansolo
Score:25 | Jul 28th

I think you mean “bassssssssic” but hey I’m not the Grammy winning songwriter

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#8  HartfordTheWhale
Score:26 | Jul 31st

“I should’ve forced them to get addicted to writing better songs.”

I mean, that’s a solid, solid burn right there.

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#7  diego4533
Score:26 | Aug 3rd

A wasted chance to call this “Premature Premature Evaluation: Taylor Swift”

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#5  bingbonglol
Score:27 | Aug 3rd

I know which way I’m swiping ;)

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#4  cokeparty
Score:29 | Jul 31st

I guess people are more into hating Ryan Adams rather than The Strokes but, having read the book in question, I think it’s redic for a grown man to blame their heroin addiction on someone else. Hammond says at one point that he’d wanted to do heroin since he was a teenager. So the idea that The Strokes were a bunch of Boy Scouts and then Ryan Adams came along and shot them all up or whatever, is stupid. I’d be pissed too. Plus, the lasagna thing was funny as shit.

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#3 

Jason Martinez
Score:30 | Jul 31st

I’m docking Ryan 2 points for missing an obvious “Meet me in the kitchen” opportunity.

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#2  lil wotie
Score:30 | Jul 31st

JC looks like a tall athletic dude, but hes lo key a tall FAT athletic dude. not as fat as win butler tho, that dude has a fuckin gut. Cant blame them tho, if i was a millionaire rockstar my diet would be so righteous

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#1  cheap_suit_jr_jr
Score:50 | Jul 31st

Lasanga tweet is a solid 7/10, come on folks, we’re having fun here

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  drummer729
Score:-9 | Aug 2nd

Must be another one of those millennial SJW’s.

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#4 

Doris Montgomery
Score:-13 | Aug 2nd

https://i.imgflip.com/2m2r7.gif

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#3 

Doris Montgomery
Score:-13 | Aug 2nd

https://i.giphy.com/media/fIRlp168XuC6Q/giphy.gif

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#2 

Doris Montgomery
Score:-14 | Aug 2nd

turd music

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#1 

Doris Montgomery
Score:-14 | Aug 2nd

bjork can suck my butt

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  spacexman
Score:18 | Aug 2nd

When you find out some random tweet from 2 years ago might get you paid:

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