Going to see Wilco and Conor Oberst in Camden. A bottle of Johnny Walker Blue fell off a truck passing through my life, and I had to put it in this wineskin bag I found in my garage. I also indulged myself and bought some caviar from Wholefoods and took what one of my sketchier friends said is a very small dose of “clean” LSD. If I write some weird shit later, feel free to laugh at me.

I think you mean “bassssssssic” but hey I’m not the Grammy winning songwriter

“I should’ve forced them to get addicted to writing better songs.”

I mean, that’s a solid, solid burn right there.

A wasted chance to call this “Premature Premature Evaluation: Taylor Swift”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwJlHH0AeVw

I know which way I’m swiping 😉

I guess people are more into hating Ryan Adams rather than The Strokes but, having read the book in question, I think it’s redic for a grown man to blame their heroin addiction on someone else. Hammond says at one point that he’d wanted to do heroin since he was a teenager. So the idea that The Strokes were a bunch of Boy Scouts and then Ryan Adams came along and shot them all up or whatever, is stupid. I’d be pissed too. Plus, the lasagna thing was funny as shit.

I’m docking Ryan 2 points for missing an obvious “Meet me in the kitchen” opportunity.

JC looks like a tall athletic dude, but hes lo key a tall FAT athletic dude. not as fat as win butler tho, that dude has a fuckin gut. Cant blame them tho, if i was a millionaire rockstar my diet would be so righteous

Lasanga tweet is a solid 7/10, come on folks, we’re having fun here

Must be another one of those millennial SJW’s.

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turd music

bjork can suck my butt

When you find out some random tweet from 2 years ago might get you paid: