Dean On Letterman

Top Ten Ways I, Howard Dean, Can Turn Things Around

10. “Switch to decaf”
9. “Unveil new slogan: ‘Vote for Dean and get one dollar off you next purchase at Blimpie'”
8. “Marry Rachel on final episode of ‘Friends'”
7. “Don’t change a thing — it’s going great”
6. “Show a little more skin”
5. “Go on ‘American Idol’ and give ‘em a taste of these pipes”
4. “Start working out and speaking with Austrian accent”
3. “I can’t give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson”
2. “Fire the staffer who suggested we do this lousy Top Ten list instead of actually campaigning”
1. “Oh, I don’t know — maybe fewer crazy, redfaced rants”

(link via Daily Refill)

Heads up! I’m gonna be saving some of my topical posts for VH1’s new Best Week Ever blog. Best Week Ever is like I Love The ’80s except it’s about last week. There are some very funny people who are contributing segment ideas on the blog every day, so it should be entertaining.