John Mayer Is Getting An Emergency Appendectomy In New Orleans Right Now

John Mayer’s organs: Always in the news! Remember when he said his penis was a white supremacist? Fun times. Now comes news that Mayer’s body is acting not very much like a wonderland today. TMZ reports that the Jerry Garcia stand-in who sometimes looks like a young Morrissey was hospitalized for an emergency appendectomy in New Orleans this morning and is undergoing surgery right now. He was scheduled to perform with Dead And Company in the Big Easy tonight, but the show has been postponed. Even though he publicly maligned this career retrospective we published last year, we wish him a speedy recovery.

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